
Lovecraft an author whose over-blown works of fantasy were precisely of the genre that Pratchett tended to satirise. This book seems to have been inspired by the Necronomicon which appears in the works of H. The page headed "About the Author" spontaneously combusted shortly after Achmed's death, but the "Other Works by the Same Author" page remains, telling us that the Necrotelicomnicon's sister work is Achmed the I Just Get These Headaches's Book of Humorous Cat Stories. It is known that the Necrotelicomnicon contains information on Holy Wood, and judging by its name it presumably also allows one to contact the dead. Certainly the Librarian, being an orangutan, is able to read the book without too many ill effects, but he still does so from behind a smoked glass visor. Staring at a page can cause a man's brain to dribble out of his ears it is unknown whether the book has the same effect on women, since none are allowed in the Library. (Another inmate is Ye Tantric Booke of Sexe Magicke, which is kept in a refrigerated cell at the bottom of a vat of crushed ice.) The book currently rests in the maximum security wing of the Library of Unseen University, where it sits in its own room with a large, carved stone arch reading NECROTELICOMNICON, just in case anybody forgets why they wanted to go in the room in the first place. The Necrotelicomnicon was written by Achmed the I Just Get These Headaches whilst knurd.


It is not clear if this is an older name than Necrotelicomnicon or a latter nickname. It as also known as Liber Paginarum Fulvarum ( Latatian: "Book of yellow pages"). Not Signed.The grimoire Necrotelicomnicon is a handy (but in unskilled hands possibly lethal) look-up guide to methods of contacting Gods and related Supernatural Entities. softcover, about 7 x 8.5 inches, a Near Fine example, 54 pages, contents include: Intro by Joshi The Kleicomolo by Rheinhart Kleiner Lovecraft by George Julian Houtain HPL a biographical sketch by F Lee Baldwin After a Decade and the Kalem Club by Kleiner The Sage of College Street by E Hoffman Price HPL, the Sage of Providence by Maurice W Moe Amateur Affairs by Hyman Bradofsky Howard Phillips Lovecraft by Kleiner A Master of the Macabre by Derleth Idiosyncrasies of HPL by E A Edkins Ave atque Vale ! by Edward H Cole A Few Memories by James F Morton Howard Phillips Lovecraft by Eddy Interlude with Lovecraft by Stuart M Boland The Ten Cent Ivory Tower by Fritz leiber Lovecraft as a Conversationalist by Loveman Caverns Measureless to man by Kenneth Sterling Bibliography, any image directly beside this listing is the actual book and not a generic photo /// NOT SIGNED -GUARANTEED to be AVAILABLE/// -sizes are approximate (generally within 1/8 inch )- Size: 7w x 8.5h Inches.
